This AI can generate convincing text—and anyone can use it

PLUS: Phone battery replacements, a sexy theory of consciousness, and a new working robot dog. View this email in your browser  |  Manage newsletter subscriptions 03.29.21   JUICED UP | 4-MINUTE READ How to Get a Battery Replacement For Your Aging Smartphone BY ERIC RAVENSCRAFT Most manufacturers want you to believe you can't replace your battery, but that's not true. Doing so can add years of life to your device.   BRAAAAINS | 6-MINUTE READ A Sexy New Theory of Consciousness Is All Up in Your Feelings BY JASON KEHE Neuroscience is bad at explaining what it's like to be alive. Mark Solms thinks he can change that—with help from Freud, of all people.   9 TO 5 | 3-MINUTE READ Boston Dynamics' New Robot Doesn't Dance. It Has a Warehouse Job BY MATT SIMON Called Stretch, the machine may look wildly different than its famous cousins Spot and Atlas, but it shares a ton of their DNA.   TALK TO ME | 4-MINUTE READ This AI Can Generate Convincing Text—and Anyone Can Use It BY WILL KNIGHT The makers of Eleuther hope it will be an open source alternative to GPT-3, the well-known language program from OpenAI. GET WIRED Save 66% on your subscription to WIRED. Get 1 year of WIRED for less than $1 per month, plus get a free tote! You can't see into the future, but you can subscribe to WIRED. Subscribe now.   $$$ | 4-MINUTE READ If You Liked Simple, Try These Online Banks Instead BY ERIC RAVENSCRAFT Now that the pioneering online bank is merging with BBVA, you might be in the market for something new. These are the closest, easiest alternatives.   BUYING GUIDE | 1-MINUTE READ Your TV Sounds Terrible. A Soundbar Can Fix That BY PARKER HALL Every television deserves a dedicated row of speakers to call its own. These are our favorites.   PRIME TIME | 6-MINUTE READ Amazon's Union Vote Ends Today. What Happens Next? BY CAITLIN HARRINGTON Both sides are preparing for a potentially protracted battle over ballots and labor practices.   FREE SPEECH | 8-MINUTE READ The Developers Keeping Hong Kong's Spirit Alive Through Games BY SEBASTIAN SKOV ANDERSEN After coming under attack, some of the city's pro-democracy protesters have taken the fight for freedom from the street to video games.   CLEAN SWEEP | 5-MINUTE READ It's Finally Time to Take Out the Space Trash BY ERIC NIILER Junk satellites can pose risks to other objects in Earth's orbit. Startups are testing out ways to tidy up, from magnets to robotic tentacles.     This e-mail was sent to you by WIRED. To ensure delivery to your inbox (not bulk or junk folders), please add our e-mail address, wired@newsletters.wired.com, to your address book.   View our Privacy Policy Unsubscribe or Manage your newsletter subscriptions   Copyright © Condé Nast 2021. One World Trade Center, New York, NY 10007. All rights reserved.